{"id":377,"date":"2021-04-02T15:35:46","date_gmt":"2021-04-02T14:35:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sarklor.ie\/blag\/?p=377"},"modified":"2025-08-21T00:47:22","modified_gmt":"2025-08-20T23:47:22","slug":"shoneen-a-dolly-parton-tribute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sarklor.ie\/blag\/2021\/04\/02\/shoneen-a-dolly-parton-tribute\/","title":{"rendered":"Shoneen: A Dolly Parton Tribute"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Now I&#8217;m not *saying* I wrote this parody about anyone in particular. I&#8217;m just saying that Fine Gael are fucking disgusting and absolutely would sign Ireland over to the British Commonwealth in a heartbeat if they thought it would hurt Sinn F\u00e9in at the next election. And let&#8217;s be honest, there&#8217;s no difference at all between Fine Gael and Fianna F\u00e1il, they are both pompous, self-serving tory scum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway. Here&#8217;s a silly little song. Hum it along to Dolly Parton&#8217;s Jolene for extra bonus points.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen<br>I&#8217;m begging you to vaccinate my nan<br>Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen<br>Please stop changing up the vaccine plan<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">You make the country&#8217;s poorest pay, <br>So toffs like you can lounge all day,<br>Your laziness goes far beyond obscene<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">For Cromwell you would gladly die,<br>You subsidise the VHI,<br>Despite the low tax that they pay, Shoneen<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Because of you we cannot sleep,<br>There&#8217;s nothing I can do to keep<br>My home from being repossessed, Shoneen<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">No depth to which you will not stoop,<br>While Ireland starves you took the soup<br>You never cared about us, you Shoneen<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen<br>I&#8217;m begging you to vaccinate my nan<br>Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen<br>Please stop changing up the vaccine plan<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">For 2016 you had plans <br>To celebrate the Black and Tans<br>Your callousness just makes me sick, Shoneen<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">You sat and stared a year and more<br>While covid knocked on all our doors<br>5,000 lives were lost to you, Shoneen<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen<br>I&#8217;m begging you to vaccinate my nan<br>Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen<br>Please stop changing up the vaccine plan<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Shoneen, Shoneen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now I&#8217;m not *saying* I wrote this parody about anyone in particular. I&#8217;m just saying that Fine Gael are fucking disgusting and absolutely would sign Ireland over to the British Commonwealth in a heartbeat if they thought it would hurt Sinn F\u00e9in at the next election. And let&#8217;s be honest, there&#8217;s no difference at all&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":378,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"kia_subtitle":"Pandemic burnout and Good Friday Drinking, together at last","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sarklor.ie\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sarklor.ie\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sarklor.ie\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sarklor.ie\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sarklor.ie\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=377"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sarklor.ie\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":381,"href":"https:\/\/sarklor.ie\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions\/381"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sarklor.ie\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/378"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sarklor.ie\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sarklor.ie\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sarklor.ie\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}