Now I’m not *saying* I wrote this parody about anyone in particular. I’m just saying that Fine Gael are fucking disgusting and absolutely would sign Ireland over to the British Commonwealth in a heartbeat if they thought it would hurt Sinn Féin at the next election. And let’s be honest, there’s no difference at all between Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil, they are both pompous, self-serving tory scum.
Anyway. Here’s a silly little song. Hum it along to Dolly Parton’s Jolene for extra bonus points.
Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen
I’m begging you to vaccinate my nan
Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen
Please stop changing up the vaccine plan
You make the country’s poorest pay,
So toffs like you can lounge all day,
Your laziness goes far beyond obscene
For Cromwell you would gladly die,
You subsidise the VHI,
Despite the low tax that they pay, Shoneen
Because of you we cannot sleep,
There’s nothing I can do to keep
My home from being repossessed, Shoneen
No depth to which you will not stoop,
While Ireland starves you took the soup
You never cared about us, you Shoneen
Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen
I’m begging you to vaccinate my nan
Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen
Please stop changing up the vaccine plan
For 2016 you had plans
To celebrate the Black and Tans
Your callousness just makes me sick, Shoneen
You sat and stared a year and more
While covid knocked on all our doors
5,000 lives were lost to you, Shoneen
Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen
I’m begging you to vaccinate my nan
Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen, Shoneen
Please stop changing up the vaccine plan
Shoneen, Shoneen
